09/27/2008 11:35:48 PM EST

Chuck Norris is a goof, Seriously

posted by richardshort2001

Remember how Chuck endorsed Hucakbee in the primaries?

 

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Now he is endorsing McCain, but says he would have endorsed Hillary if she had won the nomination.

 Now follow me...

Chuck likes Huckabee the most, I think its fair to say he is the farthest right.

    &nb sp;         &nb sp;         &nb sp;          Huckabee   

He apparently likes Obama the least, again fair to say he is the farthest left.

Obama                             Huckabee

Now he SAYS he would have rather voted for Clinton, so presumably he thinks that Clinton is closer to Huckabee than McCain.

Obama  McCain  Clinton  Huckabee

Is Chuckles under the assumption Clinton is to the right of McCain? Or does he just want to be dominated by a woman, if so how does that explain Huckabee?

 Pointless, I know, just thought it was funny.

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Chuck Norris is a goof, Seriously | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)
I almost made a chuck norris joke (none / 0)
but i don't like him any more...he's a turd burglar

Chris

by chrisandyasemin on 09/28/2008 12:16:16 AM EST

If he were a woman... (none / 0)
I'd punch him in the ovaries.

Y.

by chrisandyasemin on 09/28/2008 12:17:15 AM EST

I saw him on CNN (none / 0)
Talking over Arianna Huffington . Every time she tried to say something he would interrupt her or talk over her.  Larry King pissed me off because he let that misogynist prick get away with it.


by Chinese Democracy on 09/28/2008 09:14:45 AM EST

Clarence the Cross-Eyed Ninja (none / 0)
When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet; the water gets dirty.

by OneHitKill on 09/28/2008 09:38:20 AM EST

Chuck Norris? (none / 0)
This guy is a loser i'm not suprised he decided to vote for mccain. Just like the losers at orange county choppers...

I guess since chuck was a pow and mccain is a pow they both have something in common idk?

maybe chuck doesn't remember he wasn't a real pow just an actor in a gay movie..

by 05 TypeS DC5 on 09/28/2008 09:45:31 AM EST

Chuck Norris is a goof, Seriously | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)
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