God Bless Sarah Palin

Email Print posted by schmoab 09/07/2008 01:28:42 AM EST

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Here's Some things she's accomplished

God Bless Sarah Palin. Here's a look at her resume:

Member of the Alaska Secessionist Party

Won 2nd Prize in a Beauty Contest (while Barack was wasting time with community organizing)

Fired Director of Public Safety due to a personal vendetta

Attempted to ban books/fire a LIBRARIAN

Lied about selling state plane on ebay, actually sold it for a huge loss to a personal friend

Against all forms of contraception and sex education

Belongs to a church where members "speak in tongues"

Thinks the Iraq war is part of God's plan for the Endtimes

Was for Bridge to Nowhere before she was against it (accepted the earmark money anyway)

Doesn't know what the Vice President does

Is unable to answer any questions from the media a week after she was announced

First applied for a US passport last year (despite living so close to Russia)

Knows how to read (a teleprompter)

Cut funding for special-needs children by 62% from state budget in her first year

 

 

There's another story that has not be confirmed that says she made a racial slur in reference to Obama at a resturant... not sure this belongs on the resume just yet though.  

 

Please add more as they come out.  Thanks! 

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It's normal to embellish (none / 0)

You must be talking about the "So Sambo beat the bitch" comment.  Quite a faux pas, and a cherry on top of the hot fudge stupidity sundae that is Sarah "Failin'" Palin.

by OneHitKill on 09/07/2008 11:59:50 AM EST

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Onehit, whats the big deal?  The Sambo article just brought forward common everyday profile of a rethuglican.  This may be unscientific and overgeneralizing, but as far as I am concerned the upper eschelons of the rethuglican party are all MEAN, VINDICTIVE, BIGOTED, GREEDY, SELF SERVING, PLACE PARTY AND SELF ABOVE THE COUNTRY and on and on.  Seriously, she meets the model portrayed by the Bush regime.  Use the treasury as a teet for rethuglicans only to suck from.  If others don't get on the underhanded, low rent, unethical,  lawbreaking bandwagon, destroy them.  That is, you know.... like the mafia.... you take the bribe or we will make sure you never get a job again, you will never have a teet to suck the tax payers dry again. We will out your wife from undercover so her and her associates lives will be in danger.  WE WILL DESTROY YOU and your family. 

The description given by the people that know Palin and shared their experience with her, probably unknowingly gave the perfect profile for the common rethuglican.

 PEACE!!!

by psyche2 on 09/07/2008 04:48:38 PM EST

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Forgot something (none / 0)
AND the rank and file rethuglucans are such idiots they fall for all the propaganda fed to them while taking it in the rear end.  Don't think they will not destroy their own to feed their greed.  The rethuglican sociopathic, narcissitic mentality is to feed on their own too.  They get pleasure out of it.

by psyche2 on 09/07/2008 04:55:03 PM EST

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You have to give her one thing (none / 0)
She does bring something to the presidential race that wasn't there before:  Sneering sarcasm.  Just what the doctor ordered.

by bfaul on 09/07/2008 12:52:39 PM EST

It is a cherry on top (none / 0)
But I thought Rudy and McSame brought a good dose of sarcasm to the Thugs.  Sarah does bring them to the next level on that, though. 

by schmoab on 09/07/2008 07:08:14 PM EST

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