Horndog-In-Chief

I never thought we would miss this guy.
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After Bill Clinton got his ass handed to him in the 1994 elections, he became known as “Mr Irrelevant”. He was neutered, harmless, and reduced to signing whatever Newt laid on his desk for the balance of his presidency.

It’s no wonder he spent all of his time chasing pussy. He had so much time on his hands.

If you were asked what Bill Clinton accomplished after eight years in office, you’d be hard pressed to come up with an answer.

Balanced Budget? That was called “Contract With America”, and was the result of a GOP controlled Congress writing the budget.

Bill Clinton was consumed with trying to navigate the exact center of the road. No whacky socialism for this guy. He learned his lesson after the Hillary Care debacle.

Now come even more belated bimbo eruptions. Over the years, we will enjoy many, many more Clinton stories, just like this. Talk about a “legacy”! Man, I really miss this guy.
 


TV presenter Claire Sweeney has revealed she was chatted up by Bill Clinton at a fancy dress party.
The former Brookside star was at a bash in Russia, hosted by Cliff Richard, when Clinton, who was U.S. President at the time, approached her, dressed as an admiral.

Sweeney, who was at the party with her then-boyfriend businessman Tony Hibbard, told Channel Five’s The Wright Stuff: ‘Clinton came over and started chatting me up.

‘I thought: “You dirty dog”.

'His bodyguard then came over and said: “Mr President, we need to go”.’

However, Clinton managed to shake off his bodyguard and swiftly made a beeline back to Sweeney, who was dressed in a saucy Dangerous Liaisons-style outfit.
The 37-year-old asked him: ‘You don’t want to go, do you?

'He said “How can you tell?”

‘I said “Because your left leg is dancing”.’

To which 62-year-old Clinton is alleged to have responded: ‘My middle leg will be dancing soon!’

Sweeney, who played Roxie Hart in the musical Chicago, joked: ‘I shook his hand but decided I was going home with a clean dress that night!’

Clinton, married to Hillary who is now U.S. Secretary of State,  was impeached over his fling with White House intern Monica Lewinsky in 1998.

She famously kept a blue dress which she claimed held DNA evidence of their affair.

Sweeney shot to fame as Scouser Lindsay Corkill in Brookside, taking part in storylines which saw her kidnapped, raped and blown up.

Clinton has been dogged by headlines over his private life.

During his presidential campaign, nightclub singer Gennifer Flowers made claims of a 12-year affair with the former governor of Arkansas.

Clinton denied the affair, but later confessed to a single sexual encounter with her.

During his second year in the White House, a 27-year-old former Arkansas employee called Paula Jones claimed that Clinton had made an unwanted sexual advance to her in a hotel and asked her to engage in 'a type of sex' that was ‘humiliating’.

She sued the President, but the lawsuit was dismissed. On appeal however, Clinton entered an out-of-court settlement by agreeing to pay her $850,000.

In 1998 White House volunteer aide Kathleen Willey alleged that she had been sexually assaulted by the President during his first term. Clinton denied the allegation.

In 2007, Clinton's long-suffering wife gave an interview in which she said marriage to Bill was worth the investment.

She said: 'I know the truth of my life and of my marriage, my relationship and partnership, my deep abiding friendship with my husband. It's been enormously supportive to me through most of my life.
'Now obviously we've had challenges as everybody in the world knows," she reportedly said. "But I never doubted that it was a marriage worth investing in, even in the midst of those challenges, and I'm really happy that I made that decision.'
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Recent republican memo is 'Dont look back'

Didn't you get it?

by Maverick on 04/25/2009 05:45:19 AM EST

Recent republican memo is 'Don't look back unless it's a democrat'

by Hilikus9191 on 04/25/2009 06:35:43 AM EST

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You're right, I didn't read it correctly, now I might be accused of distorting the facts, shit !

by Maverick on 04/25/2009 05:42:07 PM EST

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Ken, unless you missed it we all know Bill was a horndog, and we also DON'T CARE!

Seeing as you can't seem to follow a simple directive from the Leader of the Republic Party the former "nod, nod, wink, wink", drug addicted, Illegal Viagra popping, child prostitution capital visiting, anal cyst deferment taking, Rush Limbaugh and not look back, let me remind you when Bill left office he had an approval rating of 66% which is double what the fantasy of your homoerotic dreams George Bush left office with.

So thanks for reminding us when things were really great, the economy was booming, and we were a respected world power. Keep the Clinton updates coming, it is sweet nostalgia of the good ole days, when the big news was who was Clinton screwing not how screwed we were.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." John Stuart Mill

by Hubble on 04/25/2009 10:45:02 AM EST

Some people dont like the fact that he was a Dem and that even at his age he was getting more action than young republicans. Its a double 'blow' for republicans under 45 who dont get laid

by Maverick on 04/25/2009 05:43:56 PM EST

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Ken has been obsessed with Bill's penis for years and years.

He takes great delight in posting the above photoshopped picture&n bsp;of Bill in his underwear. This is at least the 10th time I've seen him post it.

Some would call it borderline homosexual.

One theory is those who can get laid don't talk about it, and those who can't obsess on those who do.

Another theory is actually a line from Good Morning Vietnam...."You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history." and he's just jealous someone else got one instead of him.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." John Stuart Mill

by Hubble on 04/25/2009 06:00:57 PM EST

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extreme homophobia is one sign of latent homosexuality.

those who are heterosexual just don't care what the homosexuals are doing.  Those who are homosexual feel the need to prove that they aren't, by talking about how much they hate gays.  

The best example is Ted Haggart, but there are others... Larry Craig, J. Edgar Hoover.

and now... KenTX

look Ken, I don't care what you do with your own life, but don't try to make other people's lives miserable.

by birdboy1 on 04/25/2009 08:33:37 PM EST

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Ran out of flag pins to obsess over so you had to go back 8+ years to find a new irrelevant topic?

"People who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them." LL

by Robrob on 04/25/2009 02:28:17 PM EST

Balanced Budget? That was called “Contract With America”, and was the result of a GOP controlled Congress writing the budget.

That is, simply not true ken. But you already know that.

Since Clinton first took office, the deficit has steadily come down, due in part to anti-deficit measures pushed through by the Democrats in 1993 and last year's bipartisan budget deal but mostly because of six years of relentless economic growth. The combination of an expanding economy, low unemployment and declining demand for Medicaid, welfare and other entitlement programs produced a flush of revenue. The 1997 Balanced Budget Agreement--the first nominally balanced budget in 30 years--received insufficient attention. It was, in a way, the ultimate demonstration of the New Clintonism. The real victory wasn't in the "zero" at the bottom line, but in the dozens of line-item skirmishes won.

Washington Post Staff Writers
Tuesday, January 6, 1998

 

The Clinton years showed the effects of a large tax increase that Clinton pushed through in his first year, and that Republicans incorrectly claim is the "largest tax increase in history." It fell almost exclusively on upper-income taxpayers. Clinton's fiscal 1994 budget also contained some spending restraints. An equally if not more powerful influence was the booming economy and huge gains in the stock markets, the so-called dot-com bubble, which brought in hundreds of millions in unanticipated tax revenue from taxes on capital gains and rising salaries.

Clinton's large budget surpluses also owe much to the Social Security tax on payrolls. Social Security taxes now bring in more than the cost of current benefits, and the "Social Security surplus" makes the total deficit or surplus figures look better than they would if Social Security wasn't counted. But even if we remove Social Security from the equation, there was a surplus of $1.9 billion in fiscal 1999 and $86.4 billion in fiscal 2000. So any way you count it, the federal budget was balanced and the deficit was erased, if only for a while.
  FactCheck.org

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by MRFred on 04/25/2009 11:43:18 PM EST

"Balanced Budget? That was called “Contract With America”, and was the result of a GOP controlled Congress writing the budget."

And six years of GOP controlled Congress AND the Presidency accomplished - what?

Man, you should take your act on the road.

"People who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them." LL

by Robrob on 04/26/2009 12:01:46 AM EST

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