political humor

i tried to make a fair and balanced blog, but some of you assholes just turned it on its head...well anyways just some political humor here.

whats the diffirence between bush and mccain?

-nothing.

why are most republicans so old?

-hey that was then, this is now.

whats the diffirence between a republican and a gay prostitute? 

-theyre just some things the gay prostitute wont do. 

 

why should democrats be buried 100 ft down?

- cause deep down they really are good people 

A bum, santa claus,the easter bunny, and an honest liberal  see a a dollar, who do you think got it?

-the bum of course, the other three are mythological creatures.

if it's okay to call bush hitler, i can call obama a terrorist muslim. 

Theyre mascot is a jackass...need i say more? 

how will liberals face terrorist, when they cant even face fox news?

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