07/04/2009 12:57:11 PM EST
Sarah Palin, Great American, Woman, Politician
posted by Zayla
I am almost cried when I heard the news about Sarah.
Sarah Palin may have been on the way to becoming the greatest female politician this country has ever seen.
Her poise, charm, sophistication, elegance, brilliance and grace under pressure were second to none.
I am sure that whatever the reason the chose to resign as the greatest Governor ever, it was for the noblest of reasons, and the best thing she could have done for the people of Alaska, her family and society as a whole.
However, the real problem remains virtually unsolvable.
How, how is this country going to replace the most easily mocked, stupid, shit for brains politician to ever wake up and remarkably be able to get dressed and get out of the house in the morning?
Sarah Palin provided the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life, just by being her. I'll never know if it was life imitating art or art imitating life. What a freaking moron!
She drags her own kids all over the country then bitches when someone says something about them. She gives the stupidest answers ever given in the history of earth in an interview and then blames the "media" even though she was more unprepared than I was for my junior year chemistry exam, which I got on F- on. She must be missing her frontal lobe.
She couldn't even just spit out the name of a newspaper. Shit, just say Wilderness Today, or Alaska Daily or something you dumb shit! Holy christ, NAFTA, who the fuck do you think is in it, Hawaii, Brazil and Newark? She needs a long vacation, maybe in the country of Africa.
Honestly, if I were a stupid person, I would be offended when someone called her stupid. I would take that as a slight to stupid people all over the world.
Abstinence. I mean what-in-the-fuck can you say? Where do you start, Grandma? I'm 5 years older than she is and my daughter is 8. Is she retarded? Her fucking teenage daughter has a FUCKING baby, and I'm going to jump to the conclusion she's not Mary Magdalene. So Bristol, being the Palin she is decides to go on the Talk Show Circuit talking up the benefits of abstinence.
The dipshit doesn't fall far from the idiot. You just can't make this stuff up.
I will miss her, sniff, sniff.
However, since my belief is she is going to have her own show on Fox, maybe she will still be around.
I mean how perfect would that be? PERFECT.