Satirizing Faith

I think that if one if going to satirize faith, then one will get a better response (even from adherents of the faith) if the satire is clever and humorous. When satirists go out of their way to be offensive towards faith, the satire very often ends up not being funny and not very clever either. I have provided an example below of how one can joke about Catholic schools without hurting the feelings of practicing Catholics. By the way, I did not write this joke. I'm not sure who wrote it.

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic School.

After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room & starts studying. Books & papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before. This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"

Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head "No".

"Well then", she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?".

Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."

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I know another guy who's good at satirizing faith.

by OneHitKill on 08/08/2009 10:49:54 AM EST

Dude, that was the first time I have laughed out loud at a "catholic school joke" in years.

That guy nailed to the plus sign, ROFL!

by RedPossum on 08/08/2009 11:09:05 AM EST


The trouble, in general, of satirizing "faith" is no one can do it better than they've done themselves...

by MedfordTim on 08/08/2009 01:19:31 PM EST

...in religion or to have been a victim of it to think that a joke about terrorizing a child is funny.  I don't get it.  It's like this one:
Poor little Herbie. Since his birth, poor blind Herbie had never seen the light of day. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day would be a very special one. If he prayed extra hard to Jesus, he'd be able to see when he woke up the next morning.

Eagerly, Herbie crouched down on his knees beside his bed and put his hands together. For hours, he prayed and prayed to Jesus.

The next morning Herbie's mother came into his room and gently woke him from his sleep.

"Well Herbie, open your eyes and you'll know that Jesus answered your prayers."

Little Herbie slowly opened his eyes, only to cry out, "Mother! Mother! I STILL CAN'T SEE!"

"I know, dear," said his mother. "APRIL FOOL!"

Well, maybe it helps the victims of religion to see it all as a joke.

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

But here's something funny:

Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
Jehova's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Atheism: No shit.

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.

Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?"

"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

I saved the best for last:

Rev. Warren J. Keating, Pastor of the First Presbyterian Church of Yuma, AZ, says that the best prayer he ever heard was, "Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am."

by EveningStarNM on 08/08/2009 01:22:10 PM EST

A Catholic salesman was going on a long business trip and was forced to go to confession in a different city. Having had his pastor for his whole life and being very close to him, he was getting a little nervous, not knowing how the other priest would react to his sins and what his penance would be. So while waiting for his turn, he saw a senior altar boy walking by and decided to ask a few questions to get a notion how the pastor was rolling. "So how much for a small lie?" "Well, not more than 2 Hail Marys." "How about $10,000 tax evasion?" "About 1 rosary give or take..."
The salesman was feeling emboldened by the pastor's lenience and thought he might confess to a sin he never admitted to in confessional before but had frequently committed.
He asked the altar boy: "What does your pastor give for anal intercourse?"
The altar boy looked a little puzzled but then leaned a little closer and whispered while secretively looking around: "Well, to the smaller ones he usually just gives a chocolate bar, but we older ones get up to 50 bucks!"

by eborujion on 08/08/2009 01:22:24 PM EST

I completely agree with the first poster. While religious sensibilities shouldn't get in the way of free speech, it is *a hundred times* more sensible to criticize (and joke about) religion in a respectful manner.

While sometimes, it's necessary to provoke the liberal faithful to be more intellectually honest, and to provoke the reactionary faithful to shed light on their rediculous ideas, it should not be a goal in itself for us to ridicule or annoy people. That makes us *jackasses*.
... That said, anyone who wants to illegalize my blasphemous thoughts should laughed out of town.

by Sorenzo on 08/08/2009 09:08:43 PM EST

Years ago I was working at a defense contractor.

Hanging out BS'ing in the break room, my buddy Sal is describing for a mutual friend (Ralph) this remarkable young woman we had seen at lunch. Sal asks me to attest to her loveliness. I reply, "Enough to make stone statues of dead bishops sit up and howl at the moon".

There's a hush and everyone nervously looks at Stacy, a devout Catholic. Without even looking up from her newspaper, she comments in tones of utter boredom, "Don't be absurd. Everyone knows bishops prefer boys."

Note to the nitpicky - yeah, yeah, I know, they're called sarcophagii :)

by RedPossum on 08/09/2009 12:58:02 AM EST

Satirizing faith is like satirizing anything else, if your clever about it then its more likely to be funny. But who cares if people get offended. An insult is an insult, if someone wants to satirize faith with the intention of it being insulting then fine, it doesn't matter. A belief is a belief, regardless of what it is about people have a right to say whatever they like about it. The same way that people have a right ot be offended by it.

by stevewatto on 08/09/2009 10:50:15 AM EST

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