Right, so, the article with pictures is at T Magazine. That link will open in a new tab for you.

OK, the top panel of three pictures, from the left...

• The Grey Prada knit. Umm, what? Top half looks like she's channeling Jackie Kennedy circa 1965, but the knee socks?

• The Dolce & Gabbana dress. Well, it's a pretty girl in a little black dress with a see-through top. You'd have to be a sad example of humanity to say anything bad about that.

• Versace. It's leather, it's ITALIAN, molto bene.

Second panel of three, from the left

1. The gray Max Mara coat. I don't know what it says about me, that I rather liked this at first glance. Because on a second look, I realized that all it lacks are the SS runes on the shoulderboards, and an officer's cap with a Totenkopf badge. Maybe it's the black leather boots and gloves and belt. Oh, you're a dirty, dirty little marsupial...

2. The Cavalli leopard print thing. I understand that real people wear fake furs, but...that still looks silly. Sorry, guys.

3. The Misson knits. Uhh, 1967 is calling, and they want their granny dress back...
   

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Update [2010-3-11 12:33:19 by RedPossum]: Sorry for the somewhat ragged formatting of this post, folks. I cannot get the editor to recognise any list commands, either ordered or unordered.